What time is it when an elephant sits on your watch? Time to get a new watch
What did the grape say when the elephant stepped on it? Nothing, it just let out a little whine.
What do fish cheer? GO FISH!!!
What did the rug say to the floor? Freeze, I've got you covered!
What did the baby corn say to the mommy corn? \r\nWhere's the pop corn?
What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick.
What do you call an elephant in bed? A heavy sleeper.
How many psychitrists does it take to change a light bulb? One, but the light bulb has to want to change.
How did the Vikings send secret messages? By Norse code!
What was Camelot? A place where people parked their camels!
Why did the chicken cross the road twice and roll in the dirt? 'Cause he was a dirty double-crosser.